Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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