who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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