Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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