You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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