Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You pole danced in your parka.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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