thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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