? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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