yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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