I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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