goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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