You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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