Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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