Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
