i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
This baby is an asshole
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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