She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I didn't notice because vodka
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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