Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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