But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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