used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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