So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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