Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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