do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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