Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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