fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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