Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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