This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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