after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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