the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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