ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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