Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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