have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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