i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
Randomize
