Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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