i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
