coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize