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(305): View more from Florida

Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts

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(251): View more from Alabama

Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.

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(619): View more from California

I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.

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(310): View more from California

I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub

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(812): View more from Indiana

I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.

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(806): View more from Texas

I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza

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(417): View more from Missouri

Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss

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