You're so nebulous sometimes
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You may now shotgun with the bride
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now