Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
oh god the rape fog is back!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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