Plan B is the new Plan A
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed