do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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