He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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