We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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