im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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