Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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