You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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