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• (212): View more from New York

  the recession has oofficially hit my standards.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?

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  Turn them off?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???

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  all of the above

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?

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  At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.

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  Why did I wake up by myself then?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD

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