I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.