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(256): View more from Alabama

FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?

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(407): View more from Florida

Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?

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