turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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