he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I did not marry a roomba.
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