Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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