Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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