their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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