think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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