i dont even know how to be here
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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