I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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