While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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