I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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