I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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