How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
