you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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