is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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