Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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